DES, the superhero (no, really)

[Crescent Pulsar S]

I'd've thought that being too cool to be a berserker would have been an unattractive trait.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

I'd've thought that being too cool to be a berserker would have been an unattractive trait.

Perhaps it's that trait that drives the rest of the Vikings to berserker state - something like the effect DES has on Neko-.


In any case here is the version of DES nobody asked for:

Power Puff DES!



Power Puff DIO!



Power Puff King of STUFF!




And just to drive people into a berserker state ( or possibly cause an epileptic seizure):




And should you wish to power puff yourself:

Link: https://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en

[Crescent Pulsar S]

That doesn't look like tutti frutti ice cream. :O

[J. St.C. Patrick]

It was a tutti frutti background. ;p





*DES couldn't understand why they were running away*
"But it's Real Tutti! . . . And Soft serve! Did I mention there are Sprinkles?"

[Neko-]

*hopes one of those tie-fighters actually manages to hit something of value to the universe this time round*

[CRBWildcat]

I doubt the presence of a half-insane shopaholic encouraging them to buy DES's ice cream would go over so well either...

[J. St.C. Patrick]

*hopes one of those tie-fighters actually manages to hit something of value to the universe this time round*

No such luck. Perhaps if Poe were piloting.

In the meantime DES is pushing his ice cream cart in a different universe ( though the parent company is the same)

[Crescent Pulsar S]

Pancake cone, please. :3

[Spokavriel]

Why not a Waffle cone with the scoops of Ice Cream sprinkled with crumbled wafer sugar cones?

[J. St.C. Patrick]

[Crescent Pulsar S]

Sweet; he's not over nine thousand. Piece o' nonexistent cake.

[CRBWildcat]

Makes me wonder if DES would be classified as less of an Ice type and more like the "???" type that Curse belonged to in the Gen II games.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

He's rock type, obviously. He's really Stone Cold Steve Austin in disguise. Which is itself Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's disguise, which is, in reality, Sharon Stone's disguise, and that is -- of course -- Oliver Stone's disguise, which happens to be Matt Stone's disguise, and from there you're one layer away from seeing -- for yourself -- where Sly Stone has been for all these years.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

He's rock type, obviously. He's really Stone Cold Steve Austin in disguise. Which is itself Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's disguise, which is, in reality, Sharon Stone's disguise, and that is -- of course -- Oliver Stone's disguise, which happens to be Matt Stone's disguise, and from there you're one layer away from seeing -- for yourself -- where Sly Stone has been for all these years.

Alas, the video you linked to is not available in my country.

And apparently the same goes for DES:




And apparently DES isn't a pokemon, he's just wandering around the abandoned Polar Bear exhibit at the Spamville Zoo with a Plexiglas sign behind his head.

[Neko-]

Yay... the snowman was banned from my country. Let us all rejoice...