Where the heck am I now? Oh wait, this looks familiar

[CRBWildcat]

Yeah.. That's just a feature of Spamville. Threatometers just don't work properly. I think someone did something as Spamville is the only place that crabgrass is 'glass-the-planet' level dangerous and thermonuclear weapons are 'meh' level on most threatometers.

Mind you the particle beam sattelite in geosymchronus orbit over Spamville doesn't help matters.

...Wait, that was supposed to be there? Oops, my bad. My faction took over the space-based defenses after Aries and Toa took off, and I didn't think it was serving any purpose, so... *sheepishly* ...Sorry?

[camk4evr]

*shrugs* It's not mine. I think it belongs to some government or other. Mine are all on kilometre plus long transforming warships.

If you're interested I've recently aquired one I can let you have cheap? Has a bit of a bug infestation.

[Makoto]

Ah. Amused it is, then.

That's not the Satellite of Love, is it?

*grumbles*

...Don't need no stinkin' threatometer...

Is that frosty presence still following you everywhere?

[Neko-]

When was that ever following me??

*develops paranoia, and is now constantly checking behind him*

[Makoto]

I called your attention to it three months ago, you know.

[Neko-]

Oh... you said frosty presence... I was thinking fruity presence..

Which... considering his tutti-frutti statements is kinda scary to think about...

[CRBWildcat]

*shrugs* It's not mine. I think it belongs to some government or other. Mine are all on kilometre plus long transforming warships.

If you're interested I've recently aquired one I can let you have cheap? Has a bit of a bug infestation.

Oh. That's a relief.

I could be interested. Tell me more. What kind of bugs are we talking about, exactly?

Ah. Amused it is, then.

That's not the Satellite of Love, is it?

I don't think so. We saw something shaped like a dog bone just orbiting the planet, but we've left it alone.

Oh... you said frosty presence... I was thinking fruity presence..

Which... considering his tutti-frutti statements is kinda scary to think about...

*Someone can be heard hollering "getta your tutsi-frutsi ice cream" in the distance. Callista ignores him.*

[camk4evr]

I could be interested. Tell me more. What kind of bugs are we talking about, exactly?

Dunno. *Pulls out notepad to look over* His handwriting is terrible. Viggo..Vaggo... Whatever.
*shrugs* Nothing that some bug spray can't deal with. Right?

[Neko-]

*Someone can be heard hollering "getta your tutsi-frutsi ice cream" in the distance. Callista ignores him.*

[CRBWildcat]

Dunno. *Pulls out notepad to look over* His handwriting is terrible. Viggo..Vaggo... Whatever.
*shrugs* Nothing that some bug spray can't deal with. Right?

Eh, worst comes to worst, I can just Code Red them out of existence. How much do you want?

Oh, take a chill pill. Around here, it's just another day at the races.

[Neko-]

If you're not constantly being trampled by the horses, I can imagine those races can be fun...

And seeing I'm usually the 'trampled' kitty here, I have a right to be annoyed

[J. St.C. Patrick]

DES: Tootie Frootie Ice Cream! Get your Tootie Frootie Ice Cream Here!

[CRBWildcat]

I never say no to ice cream. I'll take one!

[Neko-]

*SCREAMS*

[camk4evr]

Eh, worst comes to worst, I can just Code Red them out of existence. How much do you want?

'Code Red'?

*SCREAMS*

I have a feeling that I'm forgetting something