Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

Warm doesn't count at hot to change you back?

Food certificate as presents for me is just a bad idea. I mean former bots that works for me have a restaurant/inn, and there's my DS9 knockoff with a knock off with a Quarks, not that I even need food in either of my primary forms, but when I do go for food I stick to trusted sources.

Say Zap can you get this certificate to Elk?

[Neko-]

Apparently not yet... Fire is still going so it might warm up enough to change me back eventually.

[CRBWildcat]

Say Zap can you get this certificate to Elk?

Sure, I can do that. Back in a minute or two. If Amber's family invites me to stay for dinner, I'll catch up later.

No hurry, take your time. I'm done shopping today.

*Zapana takes the certificate from Lio, then hypers off.*

[Neko-]

-BLUB-

*a lot of thrashing is heard in the tub*

-GASP-

Guess that was hot enough to trigger the transformation...

*sputters a bit trying to get rid of the inhaled water*

[Lioconvoy]

Need help getting out of there? Or want me to put out the fire at least?

[Neko-]

Nah... I'll manage getting out, and need that fire to dry my fur a bit quicker.. But thanks for offering.

*claws the rim... and slides off...*

Umm...

Yeah, that just happened... Looks like I need a bit of help getting out anyway...

[Lioconvoy]

*walks over to the tub and grabs the little kitty by the scruff of his neck, then put him down by the fire*

You are such a small little thing, I'm not surprised you over estimated your ability to get out.

[Neko-]

You'd think... A bit of soothing relaxation, and all of a sudden you're harshly reminded why it's considered a curse... In this case by inhaling a quantity of soapy water.

*looks at the pile of clothing which is still drying on the rock*

Oh well... atleast I get to enjoy a bit more warmth from the fire

*CRACK*

Umm... crack?

*the tub at the bottom decides it's had enough of the heat of the fire in direct contact with it's bottom, and a flaw in the casting process makes itself known, by basically cracking the tub in two*

<FLUSH>

*Neko- is flushed against a nearby rock, the fire is put out*

*hack*cough*hack* Yeah... Curse.

[Lioconvoy]

You want a better tub to work with for next time? I have some that are better at dealing with heat. Also.

*pulls out a small portable heater and set it near Neko-*

It's waterproof and the battery will last about 50 years. It's max temp is 80 degrees Fahrenheit. It's not very good as a space heater thought it's area of affect is about 3ft all around.

[Neko-]

Nah... Don't use tubs that often. The change reminded me of why, and the breaking just affirmed it.

Tks for the heater... Might need to change to my cursed form to stuff it into subspace tho.

[CRBWildcat]

*hands over two water bottles from her shopping bag* Had one of these in the fridge, and the other sitting near my stove. Take 'em if you need 'em.

[Lioconvoy]

Well he might not need them at the moment, he needs to warm up.

Have you talked to one of the magic wielding locals about getting you access in your true form? Mine is tech based and I have access to it in all forms, but where the access is changes based on form. In pony form it's below my neck, in male human and bot more it's by my left hand, in female form...it where one might think it would be.

[Neko-]

Umm... *shivers a bit* THIS is my true form. The catgirl is the curse. Damn that Purple Menace for doing that to me.

As to gaining access to subspace as a kitty... No. That might cause bleedover from the curse and thus I might NEVER be rid of it. Not taking that chance.

[Lioconvoy]

I was acknowledging that was your true form. Who challenged that?

Want me to whip up a collar or something to give you a separate subspace for kitty mode? Heck might already have something like that. Kimi!

*steps out of a space bridge portal.*

You called Father. Or should I call you mother right now.

Father always father. You know how I'm always making stuff for Neko- to use in his battle with Himitsu. Did I ever make a subspace pocket or the like?

Remind me again why you'll torment Neko- yourself if you want to be friends in the first place.

I don't know, just seems like Neko- enjoys violent friendships.

*Thinks about what little she actually knows about Neko-.*

I feel bad I don't know her well enough to know if that's true or not.

Him, Neko- is a him.

[Neko-]

I don't know, just seems like Neko- enjoys violent friendships.

*narrows eyes at this offhand comment*

Point is... it's not so much a subspace pocket, but more of a bag of holding just about anything I want... Well, barring weapons... or functional cures... or something that will make that Purple menace squeal... or destroy him outright...

Come to think of it, it's more or less a general store which never quite has what you need, but has some close approximations that'll get the job done... unless it's in the banned section, in which case said pocket just doesn't spit it up period.

In that regards it's somewhat broken, but atleast it gives me some level of retaliation beyond claws, hisses and bites.

And collars are fashion statements. I'm proud to be a walking fashion nightmare thank you very much. Besides that, wouldn't want to choke when changing. And anything you do affix to my kitty persona will probably get destroyed during the first scuffle occurring.

Just look at that incident with the chicken grease... Might have gotten to some circuitry or however that thing works, sparked some wires and all of a sudden that thing is on the fritz, potentially harming me in the process... Granted, I cheat on my death-stamp card, but abusing it isn't something I like to do... also considering that immunity to dying does not entail immunity to pain...