Planeswalker Xander Harris, still trying to find a way home, is almost run over by a catbus and ends up in a Stargate world. Poor... erm... who ought we feel sympathy for?
"Rolling Thunder? Isn't that a rumble of bikers escorting a fallen cop or soldier on their last journey?"
Little tiny books, hooray! I collect tiny books, though I've never come near a gashopon machine. I've even made a few out of fanfiction. I think my favorite was Spring of Drowned Tigger", about five inches tall. (I've done smaller, and larger.)