Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Neko-]

*looks up hopeful (skipping over the minor nuisance of having a hair yanked out)*

Not bane of my existance? Potentially a hug? Not my relative?

*starts mumbling to herself again - getting a gloomy aura over herself again*

But if that was not a hug, it's still possible she hates me... That's bad. and considering that bat-form and it's ickyness, she might leverage that to torment me... which is worse. And what if she is hell-bent on bringing Himitsu back... I'd have TWO banes of my existance on my tail... which is THE WORST!

*the groaning of the batgirl becomes more pronounced and she starts to twitch a bit*

[Lioconvoy]

Neko- how about instead of panicking, you wait a moment. It looks like she's coming around. She may have answers for us herself.

I bet the first thing she say when she see's Neko- is Mommy.

*Notices the results of the test but keeps them to herself before putting the device back in her pocket.*

If she's is a creation of Himitsu she might just call the first person she see mommy just to be annoying.

*watches her mother jump in the battered changing room toss out the prototype clothes that somehow land on Neko- and force it's door shut.

Mother your DNA is already in the Tester I can confirm she's not yours.

Don't care Grok keeps trying to give me extra kids I don't need anymore.

[Neko-]

I bet the first thing she say when she see's Neko- is Mommy.

*whips head around faster than the speed of light*

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THAT! USAGI NO BAKA!

*whips out a mallet from subspace and proceeds to try and whack Usagi, ignoring the girl or any sign of conciousness returning to said girl*

[Lioconvoy]

*Dodges the hammer and moves towards the batgirl.*

[Lioconvoy]

Happy New Years.

[Neko-]

Yeah.. happy new year... Wait... what am I saying... this is already shaping up to be a bad year with that bat popping up and promising me more misery... Well, it'll probably be a happy year for you all...

*still trying to brain Usagi with the mallet while muttering to herself, oblivious of the distance to said bat girl*

[Lioconvoy]

*stops behind the batgirl. Puts her hands together then touches the ground causing a thick wall of earth to rise between her and the batgirl. Then things to herself that Neko- will either kill the girl, or get called mommy because she's the first person the batgirl sees.*

*still in damaged changing room*

Before anyone ask, no Usagi is not an alchemist, she's just using her femtites to change the surrounding ground. She learned that trick from Grimlock.

[Neko-]

*mallet hits the wall, bounces off, and hits Neko- in the forehead*

Ouch!

*falls on her butt*

*@_@*

[Lioconvoy]

How long is it going to take the girl wake up? Or she awake, pretending not to be and just waiting for us all to leave?

*climbs the wall so her head is sticking up over it.*

Oh, if that's the case that's another point to her being Neko-'s daughter. Neko- doesn't like dealing with us either.

[Neko-]

*unseen by all the eyes of the bat girl suddenly snap open*

NEKO- NO BAKA!!!!

*cracks form in the eathen wall due to the sound, while outside said wall Neko- shakes her head*

Someone call?

*at which point the batgirl wielding a mallet smashes through the earth wall (dislodiging Usagi), and zeros in on Neko-*

Umm... Well... that just happened... This can't be good... mommy?

[Lioconvoy]

*Usagi flies back few feet and lands on her back.*

Ow. Mommy teach me how to use my nanites so it doesn't hurt at much. I hurts a lot.

Huh she didn't say Mommy.

She still could be Neko-'s daughter, just too mad at her to call her mommy. Or another possibility I didn't think of till now is she could be a clone that escaped on of your forgotten labs. Just like I'm a female clone of Himitusu with more of Shinji's personality, if she's a clone of Neko- made from Neko-'s female form, it would explain why the Batgirl form is her base.

How did she get in Neko's pocket space?

Neko- had an encounter with DES we don't know about and it put her in there somehow. It's capable of bending rules of reality.

Two issues with that theory, first, yes all the clones were off from their source, but I only cloned Neko- from his cat from, and none of the clones have their original's curses. Second didn't all the clones get destroyed after the anti-shopping Calista clone got lose somehow?

[CRBWildcat]

*yelling from inside another store* Accept no substitutes!

[Neko-]

*whips head around*

I said mommy... as a cry for help, ya kno... wait...

*realizes priority should go to the impending doom approaching and whips head back at the batgirl who's now steadily walking towards Neko-, while glaring and brandishing prior mentioned mallet*

Umm... hello? This is gonna hurt... isn't it?

*whimpers*

[Lioconvoy]

No one commented on the Batgirl saying mommy. Usagi said mommy and I commented on the batgirl not saying it.

*steps out of changing room, less afraid of being called mommy by the batgirl now that she's already set her sights on Neko-*

Er, Batgirl, mind telling up your name before you beat Neko- half to death for something that likely isn't actually his fault?

[Neko-]

*and faster than anyone can blink the batgirl is actually hugging Neko- (without the mallet in sight) while smiling gleefully*

Why'd you have to run from me you baka? Don't you know how long it took me to find the exit from that place to find you? And then you try to hide and run away from me! But I have you now...

*proceeds with hugging a befuddled Neko-*

Umm... Right... not hurting so far... So...

*at this point the batgirl glares at Usagi (while still holding Neko- in a hug)*

You can't have him! He's mine... And my name is Amaya.

Umm... I'm right here, and currently pretty sure I'm in my cursed female form... So... him???

*isn't sure what the shown possessiveness is meant to be, and is pretty sure she's not going to like the answer to that question*

*Amaya looks back at Neko smiling again*

Yes him... I know that's your cursed form, and you're still you in there baka!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

*unsure what is going on but feeling somewhat relieved that apparent hostilities are seemingly distancing themselves, while silently cursing Himitsu who she's sure has a hand in all this*