Weirdness: Round three

[Té Rowan]

Ah, the turbo encabulator... what a marvellous device it is.

[Té Rowan]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2938041/1/La-Blue-Ranma by Innortal. R/LaBlueGirl/SM crossover, stalled at five chapters.

Bad news: Ranma is a half-Shikima. Worse news: He got it from his mother, Nodoka, a Shikima princess who has had full-blown Grandchildren Desire Disorder since she was eight years old, and Manliness Obsessive Syndrome since... I don't know when. No wonder she was married off into the Saotome clan.

Note: This is a lime story, which means that sex is mentioned but not performed on screen.

[Té Rowan]

https://www.nist.gov/pml/owm/recipe-gallery — Learn to work with metric baking measures. Tasty exercises included.

Special Publication 1290 contains the recipes on PDF.

[Té Rowan]

https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-34405/Manchester+Xander+at+Hogwarts.htm — I think the 'G-man' is right: "Britain is doomed."

[Té Rowan]

So now we know that.

[Té Rowan]

https://fantasyanime.com/ranmahalf/ranmahalf.htm
https://fantasyanime.com/sailormoon/index.htm
https://fantasyanime.com/tenchimuyo/tenchimuyo.htm

Just in case I forgot to put these up after the last time I went to clear up the rot in my heap of links.

[Té Rowan]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3296251/1/Ruroni-Ranko by Skysaber.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2791056/1/Rurouni-Ranma by DarkFyre99.

Both are of similar vintage. Both are stalled at eleven chapters. Both involve at least Ranma, SM and something of Rurouni Kenshin. The latter is loonier, though, with Mamono Hunter Yohko and Sakura Wars crossed in... and Tendou Soun as a sixteen-year-old pregnant girl.

[Té Rowan]

https://swling.com/blog/2025/03/blackout-in-chile-a-reminder-of-radios-role-when-all-else-fails/

The kiddies can say all the LOLOLOL they want to. They will all be cut off anyway when an earthquake or a hurricane paralyses the telephone networks.

[Té Rowan]

https://soranews24.com/2025/03/13/worlds-first-3d-printed-train-station-building-planned-by-jr-west/

3D-printing an entire railway station building? Wot yer hear ere yer ears fall off...

[Té Rowan]

Not-that-old-story-time:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14193182/1/Silver-Rimmed-With-Crimson by Grounders10. R/SM, stalled at three chapters.

Ranma shrugged. “There was a talking cat that seemed to think I’m a reincarnated moon princess.”

[Té Rowan]

https://soranews24.com/2025/03/14/latest-japan-cherry-blossom-forecast-pushes-tokyo-date-back-sakura-now-expected-first-elsewhere/

That's the current cherry front forecast.

[Té Rowan]

Old-story-time:

https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-30107/dogbertcarroll+Mirror+Mirror.htm — This story has just gained a new chapter.

Xander becomes a version of the Mirror Master. Due to lack of a certain superhero to annoy, he just goes on doing Xander things.

[Té Rowan]

It's-Commercial-Time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTkd8E9STM — "2001 Sears George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine Commercial"

Whether this is or isn't the way he wanted to live on...

[Té Rowan]

https://soranews24.com/2025/03/25/real-life-ghost-of-tsushima-shrine-announces-ban-of-all-tourists-but-theres-some-fine-print/

Those tourists are weird.

[Té Rowan]

Hoary-old-story-time:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5987923/1/Sun-and-Earth by sscrivener. R/SM/TM multicross, stalled at one chapter.

Fukufic par excellence with multiple clichés, five new Senshi, and many new descriptors for the ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ panda.