Beautiful Magical Girl Civil War

[WG_Writer]

This is to ask if anyone wants Cameos in the fic. Looking at how i was doing it, from the perspective of people watching the war.
Here are a few excerpts to explain:
Back story:
The Great ice was going to occur with in 2 months so Usagi on the advice of Setsuna arranged a meeting with major names in the Magical Girl field. Many came and met in Nerima (The Sailors did not want to much attention on their home territory so they held the meeting here). The meeting had around 200+ magical girls who in exchange for their help in the future they would put their families on the priority list for survival (needs of the many. Things go good and treaty (Crystal Treaty) gets signed and just before the girls all leave Ranma is sighted. Most of the fic he is hiding in bomb shelters and dodging being sighted using the Umisenken...
[A news report]
Three years have past since the time known as ‘Magical Girl Advent’, where teams and individual Magical girls and a few magical guys have shown up world wide. There have been reports of Magical girls from around the world descending upon Tokyo. First reports indicated that it was to sign a Crystal treaty. It is unknown what the treaty is in reference to, however, it is likely that it is to help keep them from fighting each other. Unfortunately is seems to have broken down and all talks seem to have failed. There is now an all out war between the various girls and even some teams seem to have some in fighting.
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Ayeka: Did anyone see Sasami?
Mihoshi: There she is *pointing at the TV* *on the TV is a scene from a major looking fight with a 16 year old looking Sasami with 2 Light Hawk Wings comming out of her shoulders, swaying as she runs towards something like a cape, she has a rather revieling outfit on*
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On a street near the edge of Minato ward three people are running to shelter as a battle occurs around them. As they ran one of the two guys gets splashed by water as a passing car hits a puddle, he, now a she and can also be identified as someone with a Jusenkyo type succubus curse. As she looks up it is in time to see a burst of electricity fly over head, and above the buildings on the street, a moment later a small explosion can be heard. As they round a corner they start up a side street that ended with the street they were just on. The building next to three exploded sending the two girls and guy into the middle of the road.
They are about to recover when they see two figures land up the road. One is identified as Sailor Uranus, the other is unknown. The Unknown throws some sort of weapon at Uranus and she counters with a World Shaken. It misses the unknown and both take to the roofs, however, Uranus’ attack continues on and slams the guy into a building, which has a sign above it called, ‘Ender’s Zone’. After they guy gets knocked into the building, and through a support column the building collapses, and his last words, for now, are, “Oh, no! not again!”
“Raleigh!” screams the apparent succubus. As she and the other girl dash to the rubble to try and dig him out. The succubus stayed on the road side as the other went around to the other side to try and help there, but as she was digging she heard another cry, this time it was from the other girl.
“Kii!” as the succubus turns around it is just in tie to see a giant Pink Heart flying at her and she had no time to evade.
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Two people are loading a truck with hard to get supplies, and wasting no time at it. Just as the guy puts the last box on the truck he turns to his companion, “That’s the last of it Noike, we better hurry, before something hap…” What ever he was about to say was cut off as he got run down and over the easily identified Ranma. He was being chased by two Mew Mews and three other inidentified girls, which were assumed to be magical from their cloths and ability to roof hoop.
The woman, with short green hair runs up to the guy, come on Light, we better get back to the Shrine quickly. He nods as they get into the truck and drive off. No reason to tempt fate again, she was obviously in quite the mood today.
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A girl currently reading the latest Read or Die manga walks down the side walk not noticing the rampaging destruction around her. As she walks someone runs up screaming, “Yarrow! Yarrow! You got to get to safety. Run!” The girl runs off leaving Yarrow to her reading.
As the other girl ran, she said, “Sure, I am headed home anyway.” Yarrow was very engrossed in her reading that she missed a car on the other side of the street get blown into a building it was parked in front of, collapsing it around the damaged areas. Her hair blew in the wind as the car exploded inside the ruins sending a gust in all directions. She continued walking not noticing people around her screaming in terror. She took a corner into an ally and just missed an unoccupied buss smashing through the front of the building she was next to roof first and from the inside, and the building again collapsing, sending her hair and clothes billowing forward. She brushed her hair and muttered about the annoying winds today and continued walking, never taking her eyes off the book.
She passed through the other exit of the ally and crossed the street as the sidewalk in front of her detonated from another large magic blast. Fortunately there was enough debris fallen from wrecked buildings to fill the hole and let her continue unhindered. She continued walking and was just missed by two cars that crashed into each other and subsequently caught up in a small tornado which sent them careening into the apartment building next to her own. Fortune smiled upon her as unlike most buildings in the area, this one was built for this particular event.
She passed the security desk and went to her room. Missing the owner say to his wife, “I told you this would happen!”
His wife looked at him, “Ok, Ok, you told me so! You don’t have to rub it in.”
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(will add Himitsu in before this scene)
A black cat is running down the street ranting to itself, “I will get my revenge for this! Mark my words, you will pay. And then you will be my slave, no more, I will not be your Henchkitty. Then you will respect your master, the all might Neko-!”
As the black cat runs he is more then aware of his surroundings, and hopes to not be maimed yet again. However he also realized that dodging would be mostly a waste of time, all he needs to do is to get outside of Tokyo and he will be free. Unfortunately this thought didn’t pay off, as he got struck by a stray fire blast. The blast knocked him down and threw him back a few feet. He got up and muttered, “Thank you, Asbestos fur!”
He continued running and decided to watch out for more stray blasts, missing the patch of ice in front of him. As the entire road and sidewalks were covered in ice he slipped and slid into a building on a corner of a block, with ‘Glass bottle recycling center, and collectibles’. A short, but loud series of crashes and bottles breaking can be heard after he disappeared into the building, along with large quantities of cursing.
Moments after the last crash and shatter is heard a large Yellow ball of energy smashes into the other side of the building sending debris, and a very not happy cat flying. Neko- lands into a pool and turns into a girl who coughs and sputters as she breaks the surface. Unfortunately the fates do not seem ready to let this end as a bolt of electricity lands into the water, and launches the neo-girl out, and into a giant girl. Unfortunately the landing spot is her cleavage and the girl is Sakura.
Sakura is quite upset at this point, sure she is gigantic, but with all these other magical girls around it tips the odds in her favor for most of these fights, but this is the third person to go flying into her chest today. So to say that she is upset, is a bit of an understatement. She, in a moment of clarity, raises her staff and a new card appears above it, ‘The Mallet” card. She then grabs the stunned girl off her chest and tosses her into the air and screams, “Die pervert!” as she smacks the girl across Tokyo.
Neko-‘s flight courtesy of Sakura seems a one way trip to a world of pain, as on route a random attack of hot water, possibly steam changes the girl back into a cat, and alters his trajectory slightly. Instead of landing in the pillow factory, he lands in the Dog Pound. And there was enough damage that all the dogs were in the yard, right where he crashed into the ground.
Almost an hour later Neko- crawls out of the pound, injured, but alive and just misses a random blast that levels what is left of the dog pound, “Pity those dogs ran away earlier.” Neko- said before starting to walk off staggering as he went.
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As you can see I have very little preference in what is happening. If its funny that is the important thing, I only ask that if you do want it, to try and keep in in character for your Spamville persona. I will also not be immune to this, so I anyone who wants to can also post an Omake after the first draft is finished to have me in somewhere. Normal Omakes are welcome too.
Remember there are over 200 magical girls here, most are nameless, if you want something to happen and there are no magical girls to fill the role, make something up, i am not choosey. However I will decided what to include and what not to. and I also am currently against any magical girls stronger then the Senshi or are not from earth, this is a Ranma/Sailor Moon universe/Earth.
Here is the current list of Magical girls being used
Magical girls list (all are post Anime/Manga, by how much is noted, times are post cannon start)
Sailor Senshi (3 months - 1 year post cannon end, after Galaxia, most senshi are 16-17, possibly 18)
Tokyo Mew Mew (3 years post cannon start)
Mano hunter Yohko (3 years post cannon start)
Saint Tail (3 years post cannon start)
Yubei-chan (1 year post cannon start)
Magical Knight Rayearth (3 years post cannon start)
Magical girl Sasami/Tsunami (Ryo-ohki OVA, post ova 3)(Sasami sees Ranma on TV gets a crush and they finish the assimilation and go out to claim him)
Pretty Cure (3 years post cannon)
Here are the people that I already have included and have at least outlined their Cameo: Kii, Charme(MGSaintz), Raleigh, Trimatter, Rockman_Zero, Neko-, Yarrow, Himisu, Stratagemini, Nana

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Feel free to use me Warg. You know how I act in Spamville.

[WG_Writer]

Ellf: Ellf posted a request via IRC and I am posting it here
Ellf gates in as Sailor Sedai, however she is corrupted by Darkness and starts killing of the team of magical girls that appears infront of her. After Sailor Sedai kills her 15th Magical Girl the Sailor Senshi show up, and attack, the defeat and kill Sailor Sedai without death on their own team. Sailor Moon then reserects the fallen girls and Sailor Sedai. The revived girls return to trying to stop the battle and Sailor Sedai is now cleaned of the corruption. Sailor Pluto appears and informs Sedai that she will have a harder time to change back to normal due to the corruption, death and revival method. Sedai seems quite miffed at that.

[Forum Troll]

A troll of any kind knows better than to stick his nose out where there are so many magical girls.
Even without the spamville cameos, this sounds intriguing. Could even be written round robin style or something, each author contributing a scene.

[Neko-]

A troll of any kind knows better than to stick his nose out where there are so many magical girls.

So? I know better then to walk around in a warzone, and yet, I'm in there...
Not dead tho (9 lives, falsified stampcard and all that), but that just allows for more mayhem, destruction, and confusion along the way.
*pictures a scene where he's in kitty-form and being approached by Luna and/or Artemis under the false assumption I'm some kind of familiar for one of the magical girls*
Could go two ways... Either they try to win me over, or they attack... Hmm... Nice possibility for a future cameo I suppose...

[Rei-chan]

Hahaha.. ahh I believe this should be a most amusing tale indeed. Neko-, I don't see how you could avoid being there, if Strat and Himitsu are around I am sure you wouldn't be too far behind trying to make Himitsu miserable. Curse you Ender's Games, for betraying my trust in game stores and crushing me.

[Ion-chan]

warg! i want in on this but my writing skills suck ! help!

[Neko-]

Ion - Warg is writing it. You're welcome to drop ideas here tho, specifically on how you arrived there, how you should be recognized inside the story (name, features) and how you get hurt/die. No need to actually write yourself into the story. Just the basic outlines are needed.
Do note: everyone is going in solo. No excess weapons, no minions, no resources.
Heck.. Since Magical Girls aint my primary interest in anime, I'm not acquinted with most of the factions running around.
I know of the Sailor Senshi, and I have seen Magic Knights Rayearth WAAAAAAY back in the past. I know there's a spin-off to Tenchi featuring Sasami as a magical girl, but never seen it, nor exhibited any interest in it.
I'll leave it to Warg to figure out who I meet, who gets to take potshots at me, Who blasts me, and who ultimatly gets pissed at me cause of something Himitsu did.

[Screwball]

Heh. Chuckle inducing indeed. Feel free to use me if you want. I would imagine the magical girls would cause me extreme pain very quickly, what with the whole 'you must die for using unsanctioned magic' thing.
Obviously, leave out all the really high-tech stuff. Something like a force sword and unpowered carapace armour. Or less. But not naked, please.

[WG_Writer]

A troll of any kind knows better than to stick his nose out where there are so many magical girls.
Even without the spamville cameos, this sounds intriguing. Could even be written round robin style or something, each author contributing a scene.

warg! i want in on this but my writing skills suck ! help!

Heh. Chuckle inducing indeed. Feel free to use me if you want. I would imagine the magical girls would cause me extreme pain very quickly, what with the whole 'you must die for using unsanctioned magic' thing.
Obviously, leave out all the really high-tech stuff. Something like a force sword and unpowered carapace armour. Or less. But not naked, please. Razz

I am more then willing to give you all a scene. But to do this I just need to determine the following:
A description of what you look like (required)
Type of suffering (prefered)
Magical girls causing the suffering (optional, I can just make up magical girls for convienance)
Method of identification (required)
What you are doing at the time (recommended)
If it makes it any easier think this way: You are your Spamville personality placed into this world, what would you do?

[Screwball]

A description of what you look like (required)
Type of suffering (prefered)
Magical girls causing the suffering (optional, I can just make up magical girls for convienance)
Method of identification (required)
What you are doing at the time (recommended)

I can do better than a description. I have a couple of pics!
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Of course, that's not actually me, just who I model myself after. I have hair. I don't have that nifty staff, either.
As for type of suffering... a horrible, high energy magical death, after trying to remove the evil witches.
Magical Girls, just any generic ones will do. I'm not well versed in all the Magical Girls out there.
Well, a battlecry of 'Die heretic witches!' should suffice. And maybe a description of an Inquisitorial Rosette. Thats the thing in the middle of this in amulet form.
As for what I'm doing? an ill advised and ultimately hopeless attempt to destroy any magical girl I come across. Needless to say, things shouldn't go well for me.

[WG_Writer]

I can do better than a description. I have a couple of pics!
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Of course, that's not actually me, just who I model myself after. I have hair. I don't have that nifty staff, either.
As for type of suffering... a horrible, high energy magical death, after trying to remove the evil witches.
Magical Girls, just any generic ones will do. I'm not well versed in all the Magical Girls out there.
Well, a battlecry of 'Die heretic witches!' should suffice. And maybe a description of an Inquisitorial Rosette. Thats the thing in the middle of this in amulet form.
As for what I'm doing? an ill advised and ultimately hopeless attempt to destroy any magical girl I come across. Needless to say, things shouldn't go well for me.

So if you jumped up into the middle of a skirmish of around 25 magical girls and subsiquently got hit by enough Magical firepower that sends you flying into Tokyo Tower and levels ten square blocks as the tower crashes down on top of you,... You wouldn't be upset right? On the plus side you can blame Himitsu and, if you want to be blind to reality, Stratagemini too.

[Nekomata-sensei]

I propose a new magical team forms specifically in order to stop the chaos and destruction of all the magical girls (and boys) fighting.
Ojin Toko: Older of the ojin twins by 4 minutes, both of whom come from another dimension, which was destroyed, and escaped to this paralell dimension. Toko acts and dresses somewhat nerdy. He has a variety of talents, including using a magical sword called Excalibur which allows him to control water and he uses as a focus for spiritual techniques, and he uses medical ninjutsu and a fighting style similar to Tsunade in the Naruto series, except his summons are white tigers. Toko also can use advanced fuuinjutsu(sealing techniques) and animating art like Sai from Naruto.
Ojin Tejin: The Ojin twins are actually identical twins, but Tejin looks rather different from Toko because he dresses very differently, he has contacts that make his eyes look weird rather than nerdy looking glasses, keeps his hair spiked up, and wears a t-shirt with a lightning bolt on it and baggy pants. Tejin weilds Molinjir, the hammer of the mighty Thor, and can shoot lightning bolts, he's also extreamly fast, and has a similiar curse of immortality toKeitaro from Love Hina, which lasts so long as Toko lives. While not as smart as Toko, it's more because he doesn't apply himself, Tejin just wants to have fun and make friends, but he's got pretty bad luck most of the time. Tejin can summon dragons. He also has a medalion with a ying-yang symbol on it that allows him to fuse with Toko and give the fused person incredible spiritual powers, a fighting style based on dual weilding sword and hammer, lightinging and water combined together, and powerful banishment and judgement magic similar to that used by Yami-Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! but is incredibly draining.
Tanaka Reiko: Reiko thought she was a normal schoolgirl, her mother however runs a shrine, and she possesses potential for incredible psychic powers as a true miko. Reiko's powers were recently awakened when she turned 16, and helped guide Toko and Tejin out of the astral plane between dimensions where they were trapped after their dimension was destroyed by a magical cataclysm which they were lost in the astral plane after making a mistake with a magical artifact at the time so they survived. She and her mother explained the situation to them and they decided to help her stop the magical fights in Japan. Reiko's mother doesn't have the same powers as her, because it allways skips two generations in their family. Reiko possesses the powers of Telekinesis, Telepathy, Teleportation, strong spiritual powers, and can summon spiritual helpers with techniques like displayed in Shaman King.
Osaka Naru: This is indeed Usagi's friend. Naru had become friends with Reiko when Usagi started drifting away to stay with the senshi. Due to her bad luck with monster attacks, Naru was lucky or unlucky enough to discover Usagi's secret identity, although she hasn't told Usagi, she also discovered about Crystal Tokyo, after the first battle with Reiko and the Ojin Twins trying to stop the fighting, Naru tells them about the great ice and how the Sailor Scouts planned to take over the world. The conquerd magical girl (a nameless one) realizes Naru has greater magical potential than her and gives Naru her transformation device, called the Phoenix Key giving Naru special powers as the Phoenix Soldier, with special fire based magic and a sentai style red outfit covered with Sakura blossom patterns, powerful scanning and magical anyalysis, boosted phsycial abilities and defenses, and extreamly powerful and accurate long ranged attacks, and flight with firy wings.
This group seeks out the magical battles and tries to negotiate stopping them, they also want to stop the great ice and convince the inner senshi not to let the outer senshi trick them into taking over the world or just letting the great ice happen. If forced to, they will battle other groups to make them stop and listen, but their priorities is to get innocents out of the way and reduce property damage first, mainly using Reiko's telekinesis and Toko's fuinjutsu to create barriers, Toko also provides medical treatment to innocents.

[Neko-]

Why does the chaos-stopping team need to be magical? Just send in a strike force aka Snake from Black Dragon's Guardian: http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/fanficlair/library.html

"We order you to surrender or we will sh..."
<KWABOOM>
ALRIGHT! Who fired that thing? I did not give permission to fire!

Now that would be a proper Spamville reaction: Blow it up until it stops moving... or get blown up in the process.

[WG_Writer]

it sounds good on the front of it, but the war is only 8 hours long. By the time that the team even was formed most of the Magical girls would be KOed, or gone Home. besides ironically al the magical girls are trying to stop the fighting except about a dozen. The Joke is that Magical Girls typically have a hair trigger to attack.