While I'm not writing my fics I guess I'll say 'Hi'

[Quontir]

Hello, I've just arrived in the past few days. I was around bereifly before the crash and think I'll probably be around here as things clear up. I've been interested in Fukufics ever since I read Fire's stuff and am now completely and utterly hooked.
In my own mind I pretend that my writing will improve to the point that someday I may actually publish a real work of fiction, but until that imaginary day comes I intend to write fanfics. In all likelyhood each of them will be a fukufic.
Well that's my intro. See you all around.

[Bliss]

Hey ya Quo
I loved your Baba Yaga's Quest when it first came out, and I'm trying to get into the sequel Baba Yaga's Curse.... *shrugs* Keep up the good work *Haruhi-style grin*
Well this is the off chance that you want to lose your sanity....but hop on by to Spamville, we're a rather friendly and eccentric bunch... might end up inspiring you *smirks*
As I do with every new vict-I mean visitor...
Que standard warning
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Be wary of convoluted familial relationships and devious daughters of Mazoku ( I'm looking at you Shades-chan)
24. Watch out, you might end up getting cursed and engaged...
25. Random Plug: If you've seen those Animated-Avvies, then you should talk to Cybses (Cyber_Skaarj), he does excellent work, and I'm sure if you ask nicely and he isn't too busy, he'd make one for you too *grins*
26. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself
So bounce, phade, 'port, translocate, hop, run, ride, or whatever your mode of transportation is, by and take a look around~

[camk4evr]

Hi, Quontir. Welcome back to fukfics.

[Cyber_Skaarj]

j0, welcome, and all that.
I'll give ya my recently updated standard warning thingy.
*pulls out a big sticker and slaps in on Quontir's forehead*
*sticker reads as follows:
j0, welcome to teh fics of teh fuku.
When entering spamville, be on the lookout for the following;
1. Ice cream eating Mazoku.
2. Goddesses and Curses.
3. Humans or Machines that control vast quantities of High tech weaponry and highly trained troops (I fall
into this category).
4. t3h cute ones... (ph34r th3m)
5. Wild and slightly psychotic animals.
6. Random mages gating/teleporting all over the place.
7. The King of... Stuff
8. The end of the multiverse (this tends to happen on a fairly regular basis).
If you manage to enter Spamville without getting on the bad side of any on that list, you may/may not be hailed as a hero. At which point you will get on the bad side of Mazoku and Those who like to blow stuff up, because we don't like Heroes, they tend to interrupt our fun...
(note that all this can also apply for the IRC channel at times)
writing on sticker ends*

[Lioconvoy]

Welcome back. I have a habit of mixing Ranma and Sailormoon a lot too. Although not all of them have even the scouts in fuku's.

[Bliss]

Oh yeah I forgot one thing....
Cybses (Cyber_Skaarj) being the multi-talented person that he is can also make animated banners as well... go here for more information. *grins*

[Rei-chan]

Hello and I hope you enjoy your stay here at Fukufics.

[Neko-]

Welcome to our little corner of widespread insanity. Don't worry... it's not contageous.
It's hereditary, and the fact that you're here means you're infected too
Anyways, be sure to have fun

[Metroidvania]

As others have said, welcome (back) to Fukufics
Have fun, and enjoy yourself...
Hope to see you in Spamville
(64 more to go)

[Shadell]

Yeah, come to spamville. Err... Since I said that I feel obligated to add that I am not responsible for any loss of sanity/life/limb/mind/gender/race. With that said, please come in and enjoy yourself.

[Quontir]

Thanks all!

[Screwball]

Hi! Know that I will rain destruction down upon you the first chance I get! Outside of Spamville I'll be nice and friendly, however. Remember, have fun!